86 Million Rows That Say Yes

What Started This At 9:13 in the morning, an import at work entered a step called something like "create or ensure provider and group requirement statuses." At 1:30 in the afternoon, it was still in that step. So I did what any reasonable engineer does. I…

The Node I Thought Was Spare

What Started This I wanted an offsite backup machine. That was the whole idea. Put a small box at a family member's house, hang a 12TB external drive off it, push backups to it over WireGuard, and finally stop pretending that "backed up to the NAS in…

My Router Kept Turning Itself Off, So I Bought a Real One

The Problem Every few weeks, my entire house would lose the internet. Not the ISP. Not the WiFi. Everything, all at once, including things that have nothing to do with the internet. DNS stopped resolving, so none of my internal services could find each other. DHCP stopped handing out addresses,…

Cooling My Garage Servers While I'm at the World Cup

The Itch A few of my homelab boxes live in the garage. In Florida. The garage stays manageable most of the year, the rack vents to ambient, and the Everwell mini split bolted to the wall keeps things comfortable whenever I remember to turn it on. The "remember"…